Finally, the mcjob is mine

Reeling in disbelief I have been rejected, I call in to double check. Luckily breathless Bill seems to have moved on and instead I speak to a very calm sounding Rudolph who invites me to participate in a second trial. I expect most sane people would decline this offer, but at least it will give me something to write about, so I return at 8 am the next day for the second evaluation. This time the suspense is mercilly short lived; I am offered the job by noon! No contract, no conditions and no idea how much I will be paid beyond the minimum, although I later learn even this is not guaranteed.